Pork Roast

I was sitting in my ACUs soaked with sweat today and I came to the realization I must smell absolutely wonderful.  How anyone could say you stink sitting in sweat soaked, salt encrusted uniforms is beyond me. I mean who wouldn’t want to order ”Meat: salt rubbed and slow roasted at 130 degrees for over twelve hours in own juices” at any good restauraunt?

Sounds tasty to me.